My young friend, Mik Murdoch, informed me that the owner of this website has been kidnapped, along with his entire family by the despicable villain, Lord Aquarius. What has he done wrong other than to write the book Mik Murdoch, Boy Superhero and edit your wicked compendium A Method to the Madness: A Guide to the Super Evil. I find Aquarius’ actions to be cowardly and pathetic!
Who am I? I am P-Girl. A member of the Justice Squad and these words are being posted without the aid of the victim, Michell Plested. I have instead asked my colleague, Kid Crypto, to white-hat hack into this website so I could call out the villains of the world including you, Aquarius.
Let Michell Plested and his family go immediately or you WILL rue the day you crossed me! He is an innocent pawn in our continuous fight between Good and evil.
If you wish to do battle, just tell me the time and place. I will be there. Do you have the courage to face me?
I don’t think so.
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P-Girl stands for pathetic girl! You are no match for me or my EVIL friends! Lord Aquarius is a good man, a bit old school with the whole spit over the volcano thing, but you have to admit he has style. You call Aquarius cowardly and pathetic, but as I have pointed out to you – you are pathetic. You have no chance against us so you might as well just give up, or join us. The best way to join us is to read our book Method to the Madness: A Guide to the Super Evil, where you can learn our secrets.
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