GalaxyBillies is the story of five humans from the Appalachian Mountains who are abducted by a semi-sentient starship. But what exactly is a semi-sentient starship? In this case, the starship is named Grokmar and the semi-sentient means that he needs an intelligent crew in order to function properly.
It just goes to show how far gone the ship was to select the crew it did.
The humans are an interesting bunch. There is:
- Betty Sue – matriarch of the group and wife of Zeke
- Zeke – husband to Betty Sue and one of the stupidest slabs of muscle to ever walk upright
- Jim Bob – Betty Sue’s cousin and former paramour. A playboy by any reckoning and all-around cad
- Carol Anne – teenage girl who secretly wants what Betty Sue has and isn’t afeared to fight for it
- Bobby John – young orphan boy who has more secrets than anyone has a right to
The Kinfolk (AKA Fans of GalaxyBillies)
If you want your name added to the list of the kinfolk, simply email: kinfolk at irreverentmuse dot com and Michell will create your hillbilly name and post it on this page.
Kinfolk Hall of Fame
- Bubba-Ray Pigchaser Michell Plested (author)
- Sally-Rae Goatfarmer JoAnne Rice
- Hank-Ray Gumphauler Ron Wintyrbourne
- Jeb-Bob Potatoplanter DanDanTheArtMan
- Billy Junior Hickgreaser 00kMan
- Doc-bob Hogsowner Thomas Reed
- Jimmy Ray Farmer Jimmy Ray Farmer
- Heather Mae Farmer Heather Ackerly
- Jeb-Bob Burlapeater Farmer Keith Bloeyn
- Betsy Rae Farmer Sue Farmer
- Peggy Sue Goateater Farmer Tara Shepard
- Suzie Jo Haygreaser Farmer Pennie Eloitt
- Molly Lu Pigpusher Farmer Heather Howard
- Goober Carter Richard Green
- Jay Bob Justice JR Murdock
- Jeb-Jo Hayhauler Joel Spangler
- Stevie-Bob Squirrelthumper Sean Brophy (**New Member**)
